15 February 2009

Nine Words.

(1) Fine : This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

(2) Five Minutes : If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

(3) Nothing : This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.

(4) Go Ahead : This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!

(5) Loud Sigh : This is not actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.)

(6) That's Okay : This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

(7) Thanks : A woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say you're welcome. (I want to add in a clause here - This is true, unless she says 'Thanks a lot' - that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say 'you're welcome'. that will bring on a 'whatever').

(8) Whatever : Is a woman's way of saying F- - - YOU!

(9) Don't worry about it, I got it : Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's response refer to # 3.

10 February 2009

Random Things.

1. I am a music lover. I like listening to rock power ballads the most. I love Bon Jovi, Guns N' Roses, The Scorpions, Aerosmith, etc. I know it's embarassing but it's true. I also like New Wave. That's why sometimes, I enjoy jeepney rides. Haha!

2. I have a notebook full of downloading schedules so I won't miss a single episode of my favorite TV shows.

3. I've always wanted to become a member of the Cosa Nostra.

4. My kid brother has only one dating rule for me: I can never date anyone shorter than him. He's 5'11. I honestly don't know why I said 'OK'.

5. The reason why I always sit along the aisle is because I'm afraid of sitting beside windows and walls.

6. Three years ago I wanted to have a child of my own. Now that I've realized that I don't have the makings of a good mother, I don't want kids anymore.

7. I can't take a dump without reading. If there are no magazines or books around, I grab the nearest shampoo bottle and read the back label.

8. Oddly enough, there was a time in my life when I can only take a dump while reading the AVON catalogue.

9. I hate it when guys look inside my bag. I feel violated. Except for the security guards of course, they're just doing their job.

10. I will never get tired of watching re-runs of F.R.I.E.N.D.S.

11. I'm afraid of Santo Ninos.

12. I still believe that someday, somehow, I'm gonna end up marrying Derek Jeter.

13. I always have a rosary in my bag. It has become one of my security objects. I never leave home without it.

14. My other security object: house keys. I almost slept in the garage one time because I forgot them.

15. The TNs are my second family. Finn's the mom, Honey's the dad, Boyet's the brat. Love you, Boyet!

16. I still wear Squat's shirt. It's really comfy.

17. Patience is not one of my virtues.

18. I love to daydream. I can't go to sleep without wandering off to my fantasy world. The story is now on it's 6th year. And it has an all-star cast.

19. I can never leave the house without eating breakfast.

20. The movie 'Forrest Gump' always makes me cry.

21. I... AM NOT A LESBIAN. I may look like it, but I'm not.

22. I sleep with my computer beside me.

23. I've found JONABEL.

24. I'm not hard to please. I love to laugh. I am no longer the Queen of Disdain. Hahaha!

Lastly...

25. I hate it when people notice me. I'd rather blend in the crowd than stand out.

04 February 2009

In These Arms.

I don't know why some people don't like Bon Jovi but they're a great band. Their song You Give Love A Bad Name has even been featured in Barney's Get Psyched CD. And now, I fell in love with their song from 1994.