Tongue Twisters.

Try these wicked funny tongue twisters:

• I am a mother pheasant plucker.
  I pluck mother pheasants.
  I am the most pleasant mother pheasant plucker who ever plucked a mother pheasant.

• I'm not the pheasant plucker, I'm the pheasant plucker's son.
  I'm only plucking pheasants 'til the pheasant plucker comes.

• I'm not a fig plucker, I'm a fig plucker's son, and I'l pluck figs 'till the fig-plucking's done.

Don't read it once. Read it aloud 3 to 5 times. You'll see why I find it so funny.