Rambo Vs. Terror.

I don't really know who made this clip but it's too funny not to share. No offense to the big Rambo fans out there.

RAMBO IS LEADING THE WAR ON TERROR

Part 1

Part 2

WarGames Back In Theatres.

Pretty in Pink is a popular 1986 film about teenage love and social cliques in 1980s American high schools. Andie Walsh (Molly Ringwald), a poor but fashion-conscious girl who has a crush on one of the rich boys in her school, Blane McDonough (Andrew McCarthy). When Andie and Blane try to get together, they encounter resistance from their respective social circles.

Both Molly Ringwald and Andrew McCarthy are members of the Brat Pack. The Brat Pack is a nickname given to a group of young actors and actresses who frequently appeared together in teen-oriented coming-of-age films in the 1980s. Other members include Emilio Estevez, Anthony Michael Hall, Rob Lowe, Demi Moore, Judd Nelson, and Ally Sheedy.

Ally Sheedy stars alongside Matthew Broderick in the hit 80s movie WarGames.

The WarGames 25th Anniversary event is playing on select theatres on Thursday, July 24th. This special screening is for one night only and will include never-before-seen interviews with film’s creators and the cast and crew. Also, get a sneak peek at the making of the sequel – WarGames: The Dead Code.

Gratitude.

A big THANK YOU to all the people who greeted me yesterday.

It was indeed a very happy birthday.

I just wished I could've celebrated my day with all you guys.

Hell.

Got this from a friend's Multiply blog entry.

HELL EXPLAINED BY CHEMISTRY STUDENT

The following is an actual question given on a University of Washington chemistry mid-term.

The answer by one student was so "profound" that the professor shared it with colleagues, and via the Internet, which is, of course, why we now have the pleasure of enjoying it as well:

Bonus Question: Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or endothermic (absorbs heat)?

Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyle's Law (gas cools when it expands and heats when it is compressed) or some variant.

One student, however, wrote the following:

First, we need to know how the mass of Hell is changing in time. So we need to know the rate at which souls are moving into Hell and the rate at which they are leaving. I think that we can safely assume that once a soul gets to Hell, it will not leave. Therefore, no souls are leaving. As for how many souls are entering Hell, let's look at the different religions that exist in the world today.

Most of these religions state that if you are not a member of their religion, you will go to Hell. Since there is more than one of these religions and since people do not belong to more than one religion, we can project that all souls go to Hell. With birth and death rates as they are, we can expect the number of souls in Hell to increase exponentially. Now, we look at the rate of change of the volume in Hell because Boyle's Law states that in order for the temperature and pressure in Hell to stay the same, the volume of Hell has to expand proportionately as souls are added.

This gives two possibilities:

1. If Hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at which souls enter Hell, then the temperature and pressure in Hell will increase until all Hell breaks loose.

2. If Hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase of souls in Hell, then the temperature and pressure will drop until Hell freezes over.

So which is it?

If we accept the postulate given to me by Teresa during my Freshman year that, "It will be a cold day in Hell before I sleep with you," and take into account the fact that I slept with her last night, then number two must be true, and thus I am sure that Hell is exothermic and has already frozen over. The corollary of this theory is that since Hell has frozen over, it follows that it is not accepting any more souls and is therefore, extinct....leaving only Heaven, thereby proving the existence of a Divine Being which explains why last night, Teresa kept shouting, "Oh My God".

This student received an A+.

Believe.

Criss Angel is an American illusionist, escapologist, and a stunt performer. This Mindfreak is unique because sharing his secret is a big part of his charm. Unlike the other magicians, such as David Copperfield and David Blaine, Criss performs death defying stunts alongside traditional magic. He loves to confuse his audiences by distorting fantasy and reality, thus keeping them interested and excited.

CRISS ANGEL Believe will be a haunting exploration deep inside the inventive mind of the mystifier Criss Angel as he hovers between the land of the living and a surreal world uniquely woven together by the distinctive imaginations of Criss Angel and Cirque du Soleil.

Criss Angel performs as the enigmatic Victorian Noble. Along the path of imaginative journey, he encounters women who represent different aspects of femininity. Ushers will be there to introduce the audience to the ornate theater of Criss’s mind. There will also be characters and dancers who will use different performance styles which will result to a high-energy visual feast, accented by moments of elegance and sensuality.

Criss will be performing live at the Cirque du Soleil at Luxor, Las Vegas.

Text 'Believe' to 22122 to find out how to win two free tickets to this new and exciting show, CRISS ANGEL Believe.

Bloggerwave.

If you are looking for a way to make money online and are tired of all those sites that ask you to pay fees before giving you an opportunity to earn, then BLOGGERWAVE is the site for you.

All you need is a blog and you can start earning. In fact, BLOGGERWAVE is one of the top sites where you can blog and make money at the same time. And who wouldn't want this opportunity? You are earning while doing something that you love. So you should join now and register your blog so you can start making money.

Hometown Hiding.

If I wanted to start my life over, I'd probably choose to live in the city that never sleeps, New York. I love the Yankees, I love the parties, and I love the sights. Plus, it's full of interesting people and places: The Empire State Building, The Statue of Liberty, and I've heard that they have this great hotdog place called Gray's Papaya.

I think I'd still be a nurse even if I'm in this unfamiliar city. I can't think of anything else I want to be other than a nurse. Although I'd probably go by a different name. If given a choice, I'll change my last name to Ledesma.

Both the name changing and the starting over are great. But I can't imagine living without my family and friends.

Catch USA Network's new original series In Plain Sight.

Hidden In Plain Sight.

USA Network's new original series In Plain Sight is a dramedy that follows Mary Shannon (Mary McCormack), a U.S. Marshall who works in the Witness Protection Program keeping Federal witnesses safe. Alongside her partner, Marshall Mann (Fred Weller), Mary has to keep tabs on her witnesses and help them adjust to the program as they prepare to testify. The witnesses range from violent criminals to innocent people who were just in the wrong place at the wrong time.

In order to keep up with the theme of the TV show, I've decided to play a little game with the readers of this blog. Hidden In Plain Sight is a picture of Mary Shannon. Help me find her.

In Plain Sight premieres on National American TV June 1st.

March Madness Terms.

Found this video of Barney Stinson from the TV show How I Met Your Mother.

"You don't want 'In Your Face'?" - Barney

Funny!

Memories Of Nobody.

I want everyone to know my Manga Character Name:

Inmorutaru Fupueniku

This actually means Immortal Phoenix. I chose this name because the Phoenix is one of the most legendary animals ever and I love how it signifies both hope and power. It is said that the Phoenix lives for a hugely long time before dying by fire, then rising again from it's own ashes.

Catch Bleach the Movie in theatres this coming June 11 and 12. This is for two nights only so don't miss it!

Peculiar Personas.

Which In Plain Sight TV show character am I like? I can honestly say that I see a little of myself in Marshall Mann's character. He's focused on his career but still manages to have a well-balanced life. He knows a little bit of everything and he makes sure he's still intellectually challenged by simple events that happen to him everyday.

He also has this great partner, which I also have. Although Marshall and his partner have different personalities, they get along very well, and both have other people's best interests at heart. They take care of each other very well and although no one has said anything, they know in their hearts that one will always be there to support the other.

USA Network's new original series In Plain Sight premieres this Sunday, June 1st.

Scare Me.

This clip is so funny.

I also posted this on my Multiply account. Yah Man!

Season Finale.

It's the time of the year I've always hated. It's the week of season finales.

First Season Finale Watched: Gossip Girl

Although Dan and Serena broke up, I loved how it all ended. Blair, everybody's favorite socialite, is back reclaiming the "Biggest bitch in town" throne from Georgina. Chuck makes peace with his best friend Nate, and also returns to being the well-known womanizer/jerk, Chuck Bass.

Second Season Finale Watched: House

It's actually a two-episode finale for House. The first part is "House's Head" and the second part is "Wilson's Heart".

House's Head. House was involved in an accident and was struggling to remember what happened in the four hours he lost. After undergoing hypnosis, overdosing on an Alzheimer drug, and saving a bus driver's life, he managed to remember something. Amber, the cut-throat bitch, was in the accident with him.

Wilson's Heart. After finding Amber in a not-so-good condition, House, who's still having a hard time remembering everything that happened on the lost four hours of his life, tries to diagnose her with the help of his annoying subordinates. Wilson was able to talk House into sacrificing his own life in exchange for Amber's, by having electrical currents pass through a drilled hole on his cracked skull to his brain. House agreed and underwent the dangerous procedure. He was able to remember everything and was able to diagnose Amber. Although they knew what's wrong with Amber, there's no cure for it and the cut-throat bitch died.

After watching these shows, I was giddy like a hyperactive toddler.Laughing out loud at witty remarks and cursing whenever I see Georgina's face. Then felt like a teenage drama queen, crying so hard because it was the end of Amber and Wilson's love story.

I must admit, it's a bit too bipolar-ish of me. Or maybe I'm just too affected because I won't be able to watch these shows next week.

Courtroom Drama.

I've received this email before but couldn't find it anywhere. Luckily, my friend posted this on her Multiply account.

These are things people actually said in court, word for word, taken down and now published by court reporters who had the torment of staying calm while these exchanges were actually taking place.

ATTORNEY: Are you sexually active?
WITNESS: No, I just lie there.
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ATTORNEY: What is your date of birth?
WITNESS: July 18th.
ATTORNEY: What year?
WITNESS: Every year.
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ATTORNEY: What gear were you in at the moment of the impact?
WITNESS: Gucci sweats and Reeboks.
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ATTORNEY: This myasthenia gravis, does it affect your memory at all?
WITNESS: Yes.
ATTORNEY: And in what ways does it affect your memory?
WITNESS: I forget.
ATTORNEY: You forget? Can you give us an example of something you forgot?
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ATTORNEY: What was the first thing your husband said to you that morning?
WITNESS: He said, "Where am I, Cathy?"
ATTORNEY: And why did that upset you?
WITNESS: My name is Susan.
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ATTORNEY: Now doctor, isn't it true that when a person dies in his sleep, he doesn't know about it until the next morning?
WITNESS: Did you actually pass the bar exam?
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ATTORNEY: Were you present when your picture was taken?
WITNESS: Would you repeat the question?
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ATTORNEY: So the date of conception (of the baby) was August 8th?
WITNESS: Yes.
ATTORNEY: And what were you doing at that time?
WITNESS: Uh...
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ATTORNEY: She had three children, right?
WITNESS: Yes.
ATTORNEY: How many were boys?
WITNESS: None.
ATTORNEY: Were there any girls?
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ATTORNEY: How was your first marriage terminated?
WITNESS: By death.
ATTORNEY: And by whose death was it terminated?
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ATTORNEY: Is your appearance here this morning pursuant to a deposition notice which I sent to your attorney?
WITNESS: No, this is how I dress when I go to work.
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ATTORNEY: Doctor, how many of your autopsies have you performed on dead people?
WITNESS: All my autopsies are performed on dead people.
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ATTORNEY: ALL your responses MUST be oral, OK? What school did you go to?
WITNESS: Oral.
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ATTORNEY: Do you recall the time that you examined the body?
WITNESS: The autopsy started around 8:30 p.m.
ATTORNEY: And Mr. Denton was dead at the time?
WITNESS: No, he was sitting on the table wondering why I was doing an autopsy on him!
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ATTORNEY: Are you qualified to give a urine sample?
WITNESS: Huh?
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ATTORNEY: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: Did you check for blood pressure?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY Did you check for breathing?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: How can you be so sure, Doctor?
WITNESS: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.
ATTORNEY: But could the patient have still been alive, nevertheless?
WITNESS: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law.

Death Note.

I can't believe that they're now showing the Death Note movie in theatres. I've seen the animé and I can't wait for the movie. It's showing in select theatres for two nights only.

The movie is about Yagami Light, a bright student, who finds the Death Note, a notebook dropped by Ryuk, a Shinigami death god. Any human whose name is written in the notebook dies and Light's mission is to rid the world of all evil. But when criminals begin to die inexplicably, the authorities call upon L, the legendary detective to solve the mystery. L, being a great detective, is soon hot on the trail of Light. Both of them thinks that they're on the side of justice so they both use intellectual strategies to prove which one of them is "good" and who's "evil".

Catch this awesome movie only on theatres this May 20 and 21.