Scare Me.

This clip is so funny.

I also posted this on my Multiply account. Yah Man!

Season Finale.

It's the time of the year I've always hated. It's the week of season finales.

First Season Finale Watched: Gossip Girl

Although Dan and Serena broke up, I loved how it all ended. Blair, everybody's favorite socialite, is back reclaiming the "Biggest bitch in town" throne from Georgina. Chuck makes peace with his best friend Nate, and also returns to being the well-known womanizer/jerk, Chuck Bass.

Second Season Finale Watched: House

It's actually a two-episode finale for House. The first part is "House's Head" and the second part is "Wilson's Heart".

House's Head. House was involved in an accident and was struggling to remember what happened in the four hours he lost. After undergoing hypnosis, overdosing on an Alzheimer drug, and saving a bus driver's life, he managed to remember something. Amber, the cut-throat bitch, was in the accident with him.

Wilson's Heart. After finding Amber in a not-so-good condition, House, who's still having a hard time remembering everything that happened on the lost four hours of his life, tries to diagnose her with the help of his annoying subordinates. Wilson was able to talk House into sacrificing his own life in exchange for Amber's, by having electrical currents pass through a drilled hole on his cracked skull to his brain. House agreed and underwent the dangerous procedure. He was able to remember everything and was able to diagnose Amber. Although they knew what's wrong with Amber, there's no cure for it and the cut-throat bitch died.

After watching these shows, I was giddy like a hyperactive toddler.Laughing out loud at witty remarks and cursing whenever I see Georgina's face. Then felt like a teenage drama queen, crying so hard because it was the end of Amber and Wilson's love story.

I must admit, it's a bit too bipolar-ish of me. Or maybe I'm just too affected because I won't be able to watch these shows next week.

Courtroom Drama.

I've received this email before but couldn't find it anywhere. Luckily, my friend posted this on her Multiply account.

These are things people actually said in court, word for word, taken down and now published by court reporters who had the torment of staying calm while these exchanges were actually taking place.

ATTORNEY: Are you sexually active?
WITNESS: No, I just lie there.
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ATTORNEY: What is your date of birth?
WITNESS: July 18th.
ATTORNEY: What year?
WITNESS: Every year.
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ATTORNEY: What gear were you in at the moment of the impact?
WITNESS: Gucci sweats and Reeboks.
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ATTORNEY: This myasthenia gravis, does it affect your memory at all?
WITNESS: Yes.
ATTORNEY: And in what ways does it affect your memory?
WITNESS: I forget.
ATTORNEY: You forget? Can you give us an example of something you forgot?
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ATTORNEY: What was the first thing your husband said to you that morning?
WITNESS: He said, "Where am I, Cathy?"
ATTORNEY: And why did that upset you?
WITNESS: My name is Susan.
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ATTORNEY: Now doctor, isn't it true that when a person dies in his sleep, he doesn't know about it until the next morning?
WITNESS: Did you actually pass the bar exam?
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ATTORNEY: Were you present when your picture was taken?
WITNESS: Would you repeat the question?
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ATTORNEY: So the date of conception (of the baby) was August 8th?
WITNESS: Yes.
ATTORNEY: And what were you doing at that time?
WITNESS: Uh...
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ATTORNEY: She had three children, right?
WITNESS: Yes.
ATTORNEY: How many were boys?
WITNESS: None.
ATTORNEY: Were there any girls?
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ATTORNEY: How was your first marriage terminated?
WITNESS: By death.
ATTORNEY: And by whose death was it terminated?
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ATTORNEY: Is your appearance here this morning pursuant to a deposition notice which I sent to your attorney?
WITNESS: No, this is how I dress when I go to work.
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ATTORNEY: Doctor, how many of your autopsies have you performed on dead people?
WITNESS: All my autopsies are performed on dead people.
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ATTORNEY: ALL your responses MUST be oral, OK? What school did you go to?
WITNESS: Oral.
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ATTORNEY: Do you recall the time that you examined the body?
WITNESS: The autopsy started around 8:30 p.m.
ATTORNEY: And Mr. Denton was dead at the time?
WITNESS: No, he was sitting on the table wondering why I was doing an autopsy on him!
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ATTORNEY: Are you qualified to give a urine sample?
WITNESS: Huh?
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ATTORNEY: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: Did you check for blood pressure?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY Did you check for breathing?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: How can you be so sure, Doctor?
WITNESS: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.
ATTORNEY: But could the patient have still been alive, nevertheless?
WITNESS: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law.

Death Note.

I can't believe that they're now showing the Death Note movie in theatres. I've seen the animé and I can't wait for the movie. It's showing in select theatres for two nights only.

The movie is about Yagami Light, a bright student, who finds the Death Note, a notebook dropped by Ryuk, a Shinigami death god. Any human whose name is written in the notebook dies and Light's mission is to rid the world of all evil. But when criminals begin to die inexplicably, the authorities call upon L, the legendary detective to solve the mystery. L, being a great detective, is soon hot on the trail of Light. Both of them thinks that they're on the side of justice so they both use intellectual strategies to prove which one of them is "good" and who's "evil".

Catch this awesome movie only on theatres this May 20 and 21.

American Idol 7 Finale.

It's official! It's David vs. David on the American Idol 7 Finale.

It's a battle between the two Davids. Archuleta and Cook are my two favorites and I couldn't ask for anything more from American Idol.

I must admit that I didn't enjoy last year's season. In fact, I didn't know any of the Idols last year. But I did enjoy almost all of the performances from this season. I was happy that there's a new rocker in town David Cook, and of course the ever so loveable David Archuleta, a savant balladeer.

I'm so excited to see the finale that I'm thinking of calling in sick. But, I can always watch the replay. I have a week to figure out what I'm gonna do next Thursday. Ideas, anyone?

SocialSpark.

Some bloggers might be ashamed to admit this but I'm not, so I'm just gonna say it. It's really awesome to blog! But, getting paid for doing what you love is a lot more awesome! At first I was having second thoughts of joining these kinds of sites because I wasn't sure if they were real. But after exploring and finding a lot of good recommendations from fellow bloggers, I have decided to join these sites.

There's this new pay you to blog site called SocialSpark and I've just signed up with them. So far, I haven't been disappointed.

There are lots of opportunities in SocialSpark. And I find almost all their opps interesting. Also, I found out that they've just launched this site so while others are boring their lives to death, I'm getting paid to write about entertaining and interesting things.

You might ask what's the difference between SocialSpark and other pay you to blog sites. Unlike other sites, SocialSpark let's you choose the opportunities that you're gonna write about. They don't just assign an opp and make you think of something good to say about it even if you don't even know what the product does or how it works.

They also have their very own Code of Ethics.

• 100% Audit-able In-Post Disclosure
• 100% Transparency
• 100% Real Opinions
• 100% Search Engine Friendly

So if you love to blog, come and join me in SocialSpark. And I can honestly tell you that you will never regret having signed up with a site as cool as this one!

Charice Pempengco on Oprah.

Check it out!

Amazing, isn't it?

Did you hear her say "na" while talking to Oprah? Or did she say "now"? I'm not quite sure but who cares? You know you've proven yourself to the world once Oprah invites you to make an appearance on her TV show.

I'm wishing Charice more success, although I'm not quite sure if she can star on the new High School Musical movie with her accent. But still, she's making her mother country proud!

The Godfather.

I watched The Godfather again today and I remembered how it rocked. Honestly, I think this movie is one of the greatest movies of all time!

It reminded me of how I've always wanted to be a member of the mafia. There was this time when my friend and I used to meet up at around 5am to jog around the park near the NGI wet market and were thinking of organizing our very own Cosa Nostra. But of course, we didn't have the resources and we didn't want any trouble.

Anyways back to the movie, here's what I thought of the actors:

Al Pacino = simply awesome
Marlon Brando = greatest "Don" actor of all time
Robert Duvall = still looks the same after all these years
James Caan = looked good in the movie except for his super hairy shoulders

I did my research and saw that Abe Vigoda was also in this movie. Abe Vigoda's character is Sal Tessio, the person who planned on handing Michael Corleone over to Barzini. Abe also appears occasionally in the Late Night with Conan O'Brien TV show and has his own website and I think they made this website to tell the whole world that Abe's still alive. Funny, really. They even have this Premortem Mix recorded. If you don't remember what he looks like, here's his picture:

Hopefully, you know him now. But if you still don't, nobody would care. I just kinda feel bad for him because he's always being made fun of. At least he played an important role in the movie.

For Mama.

Happy Mother's Day!

Thanks for watching the Desperate Housewives marathon on Star World with me today. I really hope we can do this more often.

Be Very Afraid.

A lot of people might agree when I say they don't make scary movies like before. Remembering the classics The Exorcist, A Nighmare on Elm Street, Friday, the 13th, and The Shining, I can't help but feel disappointed when I watch I-claim-to-be-scary movies.

I saw the movie trailer of Frontier(s) and I must say that I can't wait to see this one. After watching the trailer, I thought to myself that this is how a scary movie should be. I did my research and found out that after it got an NC-17 rating for "extreme sadistic gore and violence", they were forced to choose if they would want to cut it down to have an 'R' rating or keep it uncut and not show it in movie theatres around the world. They chose to keep the movie pure and now they have only a limited time to show them in select theatres. So you should go to the Frontier(s) site and check the select theater listings to find out if it's coming to a theatre near you.

The Bloody Disgusting website said that it "... will be remembered forever as one of the greatest genre films of all time." So if you love genuine scary flicks, then Frontier(s) is a movie for you.

Opportunity Lost.

I am a member of the pay-you-to-blog site SocialSpark and I was really disappointed because I couldn't complete the first opportunity they gave me. It was a post about this scary movie and I was excited to write about it (being a movie buff and all). Unfortunately, I had no time.

I usually get up at around 5am to make it to my 6-2 shift in the hospital. So when I woke up this morning, I found an email sent to me at around 1am stating that I have 12 hours to complete the post or else I forfeit my slot. So there I was, getting ready for work and thinking of what to write at the same time. As you might have guessed, I failed to complete the minimum of 200 words for the post. I left for work at around 5:40am, almost got late, and still didn't finish the sponsored post I was tasked to write.

I was thinking about it all day, getting pissed at myself because I could have gotten up at 4:30am to check my email. And since I didn't expect any mails at that time, I tried to get a few more minutes of sleep not knowing that an opportunity had been given to me. And that cost me around $9.35. I'm hoping that I don't get a bad review from the site and they give me more opportunities in the near future.

Jason Castro.

This week's American Idol theme is "Rock and Roll Hall of Fame".

Jason Castro chose to sing the songs of two of the most phenomenal Bobs in music history: Bob Marley's I Shot The Sheriff and Bob Dylan's Tambourine Man.

I thought his first performance was disappointing because he should have made the song work for him (since he and Marley have the same hair), but after seeing his second performance, I knew that the odds of Jason leaving is about 90%.

Maybe I shouldn't be worried knowing that Brooke White experienced the same (forgetting the lyrics). TWICE. So now, I'm hoping that the Vote for the Worst will succeed in helping him stay for one more week.

The Bro Code.

I know I should be updating the TN blog but this is just too good not to share on my own blog. As I've mentioned on a previous blog entry, I am so in love with Barney Stinson of the hit TV show, How I Met Your Mother. And, as an avid follower of his teachings, I would like to know why he acts the way he does.

I found this, The Bro Code, on Barney's blog posted on the CBS website.

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I don't know where he got this but I think it's right on! And although he's a jerk (sometimes), I know that he means well and he loves his friends. Now that I think about it, I think Barney is like Michael Scott of The Office in some ways:

1. Both wear suits.
2. Both love hot girls.
3. Both have loads of crazy ideas.
4. Both want to be someone's best friend (Barney-Ted, Michael-Ryan).
5. Both are heartbroken (Barney-Shannon, Michael-Jan).

I'm gonna think of other similarities. But for the meantime, I think I'll stop obsessing about Barney and focus on my life.

Iron Man.

I went to the mall yesterday to watch the movie Iron Man. We avoided Libis because today is a holiday and most people would be out on party places last night, but still almost missed the first part of the movie due to the heavy traffic along EDSA. Luckily, we made it just in time.

We attended the special screening along with the VIPs. Yes, the VIPs. I don't know where we got the tickets but the 8:30pm slot was reserved for us. There was also a pre-screening party at Burgoo but we didn't bother to go there. We were only interested in watching Robert Downey, Jr. "suit up" and become Iron Man.

As if being seated in the most uncomfortable spot in the theatre (a corner) isn't bad enough, I have a fat noisy father person for a seatmate. He was talking loudly and he kept on staring at me. Gross!

After a while, I got to focus on the movie. I can't really say that the movie's great but, I think it's WAY better than Spider-Man 3 and Fantastic Four: The Rise of the Silver Surfer, and I think I'm gonna see the sequel if they're planning to make one. I enjoyed Robert Downey Jr.'s performance although not so much Gwyneth's. I think she's better with all the drama and not the superhero girlfriend type.

I've read that Robert is going to appear in the The Incredible Hulk movie as Tony Stark.